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I don't know why you don't just cancel your subscription to the Rock-of-the-Month club.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Colonial Larrysburg.

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

George Michael

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Old Book Smell

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

Gustave Charpentier

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Ella Fitzgerald

"Never too old to rock and roll."

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

Cave painting by numbers

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

"Research and development."