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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Gustave Charpentier

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Cave painting by numbers

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"Never too old to rock and roll."

"Research and development."