Prehistoric Potter Prints

Christmas designs on cave wall

"What's a patent?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

The First Cone of Shame.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

A prehistoric football match.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'