Prehistoric Passion Mugs

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'I'd like to buy extinction insurance.'

'Come on! Up and at 'em! It's dawn already! You got things to do! Hunt, gather, break rocks, pile rocks, throw rocks! Let's move it! Chop, chop!'

'Wait! -- What if I get WARTS?'

Caveman with a dinosaur kite

Ancient Racing

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"What's a patent?"

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

The First Kite

"Plagiarist!"

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.