Prehistoric Parody Lovers Prints

"Me hate capital gains tax!"

Prehistoric attempt at landing on the moon...

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ideas Ahead of their Time

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

This side is the gag reel.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Is it free-range?"

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'I just invented business!'

"Has he had all his shots"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"