Prehistoric Comic Reliever Gifts

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

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A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Overjumpers

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Ever eat a bird?"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Touché"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

The First Printed Bible

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Tourist in the desert

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”