Pregnancy Pro Prints

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

City Zoo: Day Care

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"They grow up so fast."

The Baby Walker

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A mother and baby elephant

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Changing the baby.

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."