Pregnancy Comics Collector Prints

"You're what?!"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Maternity Ward

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

Baby on Board

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

Baby Footballer

"Six down, three to go!!"

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

'How far along are you?'

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

Open other end

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

"After 9 months floating here, instead of a birth certificate I should get a diver certification."

Pregnant vs. Old.

Delivery Room - Swear Box

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'

"It's a birthing position, Dan. Quit yelling 'Hike.'"

The baby's really been moving round today.