Predictive Puzzles Prints

'The recurring poor enrollment prognostications plays havoc with our school district's budget. What will next year's enrolment be.'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Seagiraffes

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Thinking Gears

Can You Spot the Differences?

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

The Map of the human brain

Light Bulb Moment

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Cut Price

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Backfire

The Life of Pi

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You know too much,'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"