Predictive Pioneers Mugs

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

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"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

'That's right. Ploughman's lunch; Egg, beans and sausage. It's what he orders every time he comes in here.'

"That's more like it!"

L'il Buckaroo.

Wagon

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."