Prediction Seeker Mugs

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

Politics In The Workplace

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Trojan Chess

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

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