Predicting T-Shirts

"Google predicts she's going to become an archaeologist."

We should just admit it - The magic's gone. No. No.

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

It's a boy.

The news isn't good.

"It's just like she said it would happen."

A Fortune-teller clicking on her mouse attached to her crystal ball.

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

A self-filling prophecy.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"It will be all your fault."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Dark Clouds

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"