Predation Adventure Prints

"I don't like it - now Jeff has disappeared."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Ah...here they are!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Elephant Tracks.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Ski lodge health care team.

"Once again, Bingo the Beagle saves the day."

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Impressed? Well, wait until I tell you about this next case."

'Marjorie and Brian got an expert to help them protect the local wood...'

"Whatever you do, don't show fear."

"In a world of beefcake, I'm dating tofu."

Chelsea of the Apes

Woman in the jungle amongst gorillas writes; 'It seems I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation'. Two men in a pub - one asks the other 'What are you looking at?'

How Hollywood discovered the 12th actor to play Tarzan.

"Call Jane."

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'Just our luck - vegetarians!'

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

'That's the way they would want to go -they're a panto horse duo.'

'Look, it's about this steroid thing...'

Tennis anyone?