Precision Cook Pillows

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Counting ribs

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Hungry child

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Cookbooks

Children's Feast.

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Beach Barbecue

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'