Precipitation Predictor Prints

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"It will be all your fault."

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."