Pre-surgery T-Shirts

Lift the spirits of someone facing surgery with our witty and supportive t-shirts. Designed to inspire confidence and humor, they make a thoughtful gift for pre-surgery reassurance.

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"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

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Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love". mockup

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?' mockup

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

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"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to." mockup

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

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Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts. mockup

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

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"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist." mockup

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head. mockup

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

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"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?" mockup

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

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'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

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'ooh! A womb with a view.'

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"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine." mockup

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

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There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass! mockup

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

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'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!' mockup

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

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Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?' mockup

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

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Happy Birthday to you.

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Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room. mockup

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

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'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.' mockup

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

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An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!' mockup

An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'

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"This will be a tricky operation." mockup

"This will be a tricky operation."

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'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.' mockup

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

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"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir." mockup

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

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"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up." mockup

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

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'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

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En garde!

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"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives." mockup

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

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"Gross."

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"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon." mockup

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

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'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!' mockup

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

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"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you." mockup

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

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'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.' mockup

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

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Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey. mockup

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

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Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'. mockup

Surgeon walks through hospital where sign says, 'No Stresspassing'.

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Pre-surgery T-Shirts Collection

Pre-surgery Mugs

Explore our collection of uplifting mugs designed for those preparing for surgery. Perfect for offering support and a smile during this tough time.

Pre-surgery Pillows

Browse our selection of comforting pillows with inspiring messages—ideal for bringing a touch of warmth and reassurance to pre-surgery days.

Pre-surgery Prints

Check out our inspiring art prints that serve as daily reminders of strength and hope during the pre-surgery phase.