Prayerful Children Mugs

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

A child interrupting family prayers

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Monk Prompt

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Amen. Please help me up."

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

Saying Grace.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."