Prankster With A Lab Coat Pillows

"Good boy! Now go poop in the neighbor's yard."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'Catch this!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Plasma Ball

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

'Dog got your clog?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Self-walking dog

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'First they taught me how to fetch the newspaper, later they taught me how to pee on it, but I I reversed that sequence and all hell broke loose.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Happy New Year