Prankster's Delight Prints

Freshman Ronnie Klumpf wisely outfitted himself with a wedgie deterrent system.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? BOO, RUDY! BOOOOOO! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.

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Monkey

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Hair Crop Circle

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.