Prankster Appreciator Mugs

Door with sign saying 'Pullsh'.

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"This note is plainly not from your doctor... I can read it!"

"Dear God!!!...Not these guys again!"

Lazy Window Cleaner.

'You don't have to worry about paying for that 'new paint job on the car' anymore Dad.'

'...You're standing on his hand.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Pigeons are evil,

A Drive-By Glutening

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

'What do you mean Eve, 'Guess who?''

Beware pickpockets.

You treat me like a fool - I like that in a woman!

White flag leaving someone exposed

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"The specialist said there was a six month waiting list for saucepan removal!"

Stupid obscene phone callers.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"What I won't miss about him are all those stupid pranks he used to pull."

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

Under the Plinth

'Known in his youth as the 'Keister Bunny', due to the many atomic wedgies he received, Peter would become the greatest of all cottontails.'

Clancy: Used Paint Sale

To discourage young thugs from smashing their pumpkins, the Buchanans filled them with live hornets.

'Hey, nice to finally meet you Vickie. . . Let me guess. . . You don't like being called 'Vickie'.'

'It's either a crank call or some idiot's set his loin cloth on fire.'

Crocodile tricks a Spiro and Pusho into the water.

'I think I've discovered why you have this sense of persecution, Mr. Bisson.'

"It's...it's...you! Can I have your autograph?"

"No, when it comes to football, Notre Dame always covers their 'Ta'o.'"

Man reacts to being goosed. Caption: The secret work of Doberman Pinschers

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

'Oh no, it's my husband! It must have been a false alarm, he'll be blazing mad!'