Prank Call Victims Mugs

'I can't tell if it's an obscene phone call or one of your friends panting.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'It's for you.'

"First caller is Rudolph, from the North Pole, you're on Rudolph. What's your problem?!. . . And before you speak, lt me just remind everyone that I spent ten years as a detective specializing in tracking down prank callers and mercilessly destroying their self-esteem."

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

'Are you gonna answer that?'

Pinata Pranks

Christmas Hat Tree

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

"Hi, my name's Mike. I'm calling from the Government to let you know your Social Security Number has been suspended..."

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'Stupid telebarketers.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."

'I'm away from my desk. At the sound, please leave a message.' (Man has horn in his hand).

Cold-calls.

"Hey, is your refrigerator running?" Jake and Billy make their last prank call.

I'm away from my desk, please leave a message after my interpretation of a beep.

'Blasted caller ID! I can't get through to anybody!'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.