Pram Enthusiast Mugs

Upper East Side Dog Park

Rocket priced prams.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"He's such a fussy eater."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

Mother CareBaby Gap

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Fur Baby

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Giving Birth

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

Mobile.

No bottle feeding.

'You reckon your Pram' will do 'nought to four miles per hour in ten seconds'...I wasn't born yesterday, you know!'

New Dad.

'Mum's water have broken and she's called the doctor. I may be wrong but I'd be calling the plumber!!'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."