Practical Innovator Mugs

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Dog Walker

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'That was quick!'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Snakecharming.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Pyramid Skiers

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?