Practical Gift Lover Prints

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

The wedding-day - fourteenth anniversary.

'Happy birthday, dear! -- it's a washer and dryer!'

King Kongs first christmas

CEO.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Mall of ages

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

Hissy-fits for sale.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'It's my stool sample.'

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

About Santa 2017.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"Honey - this is soooo special!"