Practical Gift Lover Prints

'Next year could I just have the chocolates!'

"Wow. I've never gotten a bouquet of power tools before."

The wedding-day - fourteenth anniversary.

'Happy birthday, dear! -- it's a washer and dryer!'

King Kongs first christmas

CEO.

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

The Re-Giving Tree

Mall of ages

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Christmas Dwarves

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

I should have known the romance was gone from our relationship when...

Hissy-fits for sale.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'It's my stool sample.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'