Pr Spin Lover Prints

'We've decided that it would be wise, from a public relations angle, to dissolve the corporation and form a cult.'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Advertising and PR Agency: 'I'm able to spin at 60 words per minute, hype at 50 words and distort at 45 words.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

Office of the PR of the United States

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Damn it, Turner, you were supposed to orchestrate public opinion."

Envioronmental Re-Framing Company

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

"Why? - They're just bees without a PR agent. . ."

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

Exercise bikes passing each other.

Cricket ball deliveries

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

"Respect man!"

'How's business? Well, right now, we outnumber our customers five to one.'

'Remember, Fenton, polling results are in the eye of the manipulator.'

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"I've just ran over the cat - call Charles Saatchi."

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

Runner with a kick-starter.

Diddly

"I sent my resume to 9 PR firms. If any of them call back, tell them I'm magically cleaning my clothes at a breakthrough laundromat where the who's-who of Oak Street meet and greet."

"We're in the wrong spin class."

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."

The pastor forgot to remove his wireless mic before entering the baptismal."

"Go forth and get me a PR consultant."

'There, that's the IT system sorted...now we can do the important stuff!'