Powerpoint Parodies T-Shirts

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

"Do me next."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Night of the Zombonies.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Alternative fielding positions

"Puss in cement boots"

"Housekeeping?!"

"The Eggsorcist"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Can't Touch This

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Little Red Riding Carpet