Powerplay Prints

"I don't do intimidation"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Remote control pirate bully

Zombie standup

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The president's men

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Tommy!"