Power Tie Enthusiast Mugs

"I don't want them to sniff out our hostile takeover plans. Maybe we should stop wearing our power ties on Casual Friday."

"You must understand that my total confidence in this plan of yours depends strongly on one's definition of the words 'total' and 'confidence'."

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

Careerist

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

Friendly Tie

Tie-Land.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'