Power Serve Admirer Mugs

'Wow. You've got a really powerful serve.'

"Bravo!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Destroyers"

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Helicopter

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

Tightrope Walker.

Car traffic.

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

Condoleezza Rice

"She's been acting like that ever since she made her home energy efficient."

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

I was mugged. Call IX-I-I!

Pastor Andy's pet peeves finally get the better of him.

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

The Singer

Fifth Position

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

'Pinch runner, Bob! Hold him on the bag! They put this guy on for only one reason!'

A waiter carrying a tray of drinks

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 2

Mayhem, Inc. Part 33

A steam-powered tourist boat in a canal in Venice