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"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Career Choices

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

"How was the play!"

"I don't do intimidation"

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Fancy Dress Box

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

'Edouard Fortuney III here. How may I one-up you?'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."

"Let's play CEO's and regulators."

"It screams intimidation!"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

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