Power Ballad Aficionado Mugs

"Even as a registered Republican voter I don't want you using our song...so dream on pal."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

George Michael

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Career Choices

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Elton John

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Justin Timberlake

Famous Like Song

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

At the CD shop.

Manager.

"Your Honor, if it please the court I'd like to deliver my opening comments in the form of a power ballad."

City & Western.

Kylie.

Sinead O'Connor.

'You're under my supervision now, principal Hodgkins!'

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

Commercial music

'The plan is to re-establish confidence in my leadership abilities.'

Simon Cowell

"We don't have a businessman's lunch, sir. Would you like to try the businesswoman's lunch?"

"Here's another depressing song about me."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

Woman's fist comes flying out of copy of 'Amy Winehouse's Greatest Hits'

'- and since when have Kings beaten Queens in THIS house?'

Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House