Power Balancer Mugs

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

'He has a learning disorder.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'I feel a little overexposed to risky market segments. Let's take another look at my overall asset allocation.'

'Mom, is this all you ever wanted to be?'

Workaholism is a disease. It can be cured.

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"You've suffered a loss and you need time to grieve, also, tomorrow the market may turn around."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

Retiring from the rat race

'During the work gap on my resume, between 2008 and 2012, I was working on my marriage.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Student wrestling with life issues.

'The stress is killing me...what price can you put on a WASTED life. . . and what about the impotence?'

"Can someone take over here? I have to go to a parent-teacher conference."

'I spend fifty percent of my energy on my job, fifty percent on my wife, and fifty percent on my kids.'

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'