Poverty Alleviation Pillows

'Haven't I seen you before? Yes, that's it. It was on my way up.'

"Don't tell me we've got to stay even longer in this godforsaken dump!"

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"Before long you'll be qualified and ready to start work."

'It's one of the worst parts of the job. Seeing people in the most awful conditions. Cold, squalid, not fit for human habitation...It's no wonder we can't keep the staff.'

New bit of card needed

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Hypocrisy about poverty

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

Harvey before and after.

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

Bank

'We're ahead of the game. We've lost nothing since we never had anything.'

Haiti.

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Eric Cantor, Republican, Fiscal Conservative, Sociopath

"Do you really have to rub it in that you've got more cash than I do?"

Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

'I'm the new expert on homelessness.'

'Sidestep the real issue $5'

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.

Kids and the economy

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

"I had a dream that a rich guy came to campus and paid off our student loans."

30 years of trickle down economics...