Pound Shedder Mugs

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Tourism invites money (drawbridge with pound sign).

Bike Rides

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

'At least he won't catch a cold this winter.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Pound sign about to be crushed by a 1 Ton Trade weight

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."

Pile of Music Notes

City Pound Manager

"Our dog's shedding is worse than we thought. Someone called here and they still got hair on them."

"Ere Flo, do we add VAT to every item?"

Universal airlines - "We found your suitcase,but I'm afraid we can't locate your emotional baggage."

'Isn't he sweet - he likes everyone to know he's moulting!'

This is a Nudist Beach mate.