Poultry Pun Enthusiasts Mugs

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"

The Rooster Comedian.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Tasty bird.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

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"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

Hen Night

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"I have a sweet pad and thirteen girlfriends. Can't beat a chicken's life."

Hen Behaving Badly.

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

' 'cock-a-doodle-doo' out of whack!'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"

'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'

Crowing Rehearsals