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Chicken Funeral Planning.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"She wishes to range free!"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Superstock'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Tasty bird.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

Egg!

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'You think irritable fowl syndrome is bad? Just wait until you hit menopause.'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls