Poultry Pal Prints

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

A baby chick

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

Old Macdonald had a problem.

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favorite feed.'

'How old am I? Well, let's just say I've survived five Christmases...'

'Not the funky chicken?'

'You've made chicken soup... thank goodness for that, I thought it was for us!'

"Every morning I find two or three of them like this. Can you tell me what's wrong?"

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Did you check your eggs?"

"Stop complaining! I told you it would be a long trip, but you insisted on coming!"

Check the Chicken fingers on Table seven

"I mean, just look at us! We've been genetically mortified!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"A little help, please."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."