Potty Punster Prints

"This stool shall pass."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Pet Cemetery.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Dog Walker

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"White Collar Prison"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

A dog reads a newspaper

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Licker Store

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

Surfin' the web.

'Play dead.'

Mobile Holmes.

Saloon Selectives