Potato Chip Fanatic Prints

Crisps - flavourings flavour!

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Stupid Microwave

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Couch Potatoes

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"In da house"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."