Postcard Collectors Mugs

'The check is in the mail...'

"Junk mail."

Hello from the lakes!

'We got a Christmas card from King Sverdglink of Lithuania -- when did HE get Christianized?'

International Women's Day

Billy. The Kid.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"The Eggsorcist"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

Wish you were steer!

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"You can always count on me."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Postcards from Heaven...

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Travel Scenes

Smiley Face.

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

Where did you go on your vacation, Al? My personal demons and I chartered a bus and went on a road trip � Didn't you my "greetings from hell" postcard?

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

Stop now and get some new ideas.

'Come over here, Miss Twiggle. I want to dictate a postcard.'