Postal Advocate T-Shirts

'His favourite bones are in the postman's leg!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Domestic Pardners

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

You've Got Mail

Love

"Delivery."

"And this is my life support system."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Carrier Pigeons

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

SOS of Garbage

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

You, Me, Still Me

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Envelopes.

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Love is Love

Journalist in jail

Father's love

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."