Postage Stamp Collecting T-Shirts

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

I love you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Wish you were steer!

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'Here's the junk mail.'

Hello from the lakes!

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

" - then write 'having a lovely time, wish you were here'..."

Carrier Pigeons

Hieroglyph stamps.

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Travel Scenes

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'