Post-quarantine Gifts

"Well, I think we are ready to get out of the quarantine and to face that coronavirus."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

The Re-Opening of Schools

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

State of the Union

Back To Nowhere Sale!

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

COVID Era Intel

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Coronovirus dreams

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Have a nice day"

Social Distancing

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

Shelf-Isolation

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

Happy V-C Day

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."