Post-quarantine Gifts

"Well, I think we are ready to get out of the quarantine and to face that coronavirus."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

The Re-Opening of Schools

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

State of the Union

Back To Nowhere Sale!

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

Coronovirus dreams

COVID Era Intel

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"Have a nice day"

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

Shelf-Isolation

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

Social Distancing

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"Oh, thank God!"