Post-modern Philosopher Prints

The Post-Modern Bar & Grill.

"I hate people using the cloud."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

The Googler

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

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"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."