Post-lockdown Travel Gifts

Returning tourism

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"If someone hugs me my first day back, I'm going to just break into pieces."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"I'm glad you're open again."

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

Cuba Holidays

"Haaaaah. . . . Back to the office. Better put on my happy face. . ."

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"Loved Jamaica!"

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Have a nice day"

"It's great to be back in the theater again."

Social Distancing

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

"I've seen it all now - Saturday night foodball in July?"

Vaccine Passports

Stop the world. I want to get off again.

"I'm not sure what it is but now that the shops are open I thought we could probably do with one."

Free at last

Refresher course

"I have to send this back. Unfortunately, there were eight kilos between order and delivery."

Coronavirus recovery

Corona Holidays

Sydney Opera House

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"That one looks like hope."

"So weird not wearing a mask."