Post-holiday T-Shirts

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

Underneath an overweight.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'I can live with you not wanting to push the envelope, but your refusal to think outside the box...'

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

'I'm sure you all agree that this has been a very constructive meeting.'

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'I think we should consider hiring a consultant to share the blame.'

'The only side I take in an argument here is this side of the door.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

In/Out Tray.

"We're cutting costs by recycling his hot air."

Stress and Relief Desk Organizers.

Clearing Away Christmas

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

In and Out

"So... how was Disneyland?"

"That's Sullivan. He's always kissing the boss's behind."

Executive happy to be back from vacation and on billable hours again.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

"How did I find the weather on holiday? Well, I just walked outside and there it was!"

"It's my in-tray!"

Organizational charts and blame charts.