Post-holiday Sale Mugs

January Clearance

Cut Price

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Giant Sale!

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

Jeans sale

'Shove' (at big sale).

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Sale today - 50% off everything!

Sale! Everything Reduced!

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Clearing Away Christmas

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

December 26th . . . The Returns

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"

It was on sale

Underneath an overweight.

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

'I hadn't realised we were such a sofa loving nation.'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

'Okay ladies, husband's credit cards at the ready. On your marks, get set...'

"Can I help you folks?"

The First Christmas Sale Race.

"Do we even have a garbage disposal?"

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."

The Day After Christmas DAy

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."