Post-graduate Studies Pillows

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Meet the author

Day one, post grad

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Summa cum latte.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

Audience with the Parent

Math Dept. Professor, I'd like to write my thesis on infinite sets. Don't start something you can't finish.

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

Macroscope

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

'Ann, you're the best graduate student I have, so I'm going to blame some faulty research on you.'

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! I'm a grad student pursuing my PhD. in robotics. Under the recent tax plan that passed the House, I'd have to count my tuition waiver as income, even though I never received any actual money. This would put me in a higher tax bracket and I'd have to drop out because I could never afford to pay those taxes. Good riddance, Poindexter. Science is nothing but gobbledygook anyway. Studies have shown that's not the case.

"This sounds impressive. I've been accepted by a prestigious research university."