Post-covid Observer Pillows

"I don't usually do this on the first date, but do you mind if I take your temperature?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Covid Vaccines

"Johnson, I need you to stop hanging around and gossiping at the sanitizer station."

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

S&P 500

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

Would You like Some Coronavirus with Your Wealth?

Superspreader

Under Cover of Darkness

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

God and the Devil play poker

'His condition appears to imitate the stock market...good, good days...bad, bad days.'

The New Normal

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

Coronavirus Shortages

"THe vice president here is now in charge of the efforts to control the coronavirus. . "

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

Old fly...retirement home.

"Sure I'm sure; it's science. Heat and light kills covid!"

Corona virus Christmas tree

Coronavirus and family economy

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

End of the World Sale Now On!

"Well, I think President Trump is doing a great job!"

Sports Membership Has Its Privileges

"Your dad is still shy... He turns off the light before he takes off his mask!"

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Unacceptable Social Behaviour

"So weird not wearing a mask."

Parting Shot

"Honey, I'll be downstairs in the man cave FaceTiming my bartender."

"No Sunbathing!"