Post-apocalyptic Fashionista Gifts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

The lady is a Vamp.

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Take me to your tailor."

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

Clothing on other planets

'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

"But that was before the skunks came."

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Goth Moths

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"