Post-apocalyptic Fashionista Gifts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Hey, remember the internet?"

"Whose tie?"

'Well, Dewey, the world will never be the same. ... the deer have gone nuclear.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'I never thought YOU'D go punk, Rapunzel.'

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

The lady is a Vamp.

"Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the killer robot bees."

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Take me to your tailor."

Adam and Eve tempted by apple in hazmat suits.

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

Well, I guess it's up to us to get the old civilzation up and running again. Man is wearing t-shirt reading 'gay and proud'.

Clothing on other planets

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

'Our troubles are over Lew.. I've just won the lottery!'

"I preferred their old look."

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

Goth Moths

"Super! Now, once you've rebuilt civilization I can do the investment banking."

"Well, we finally inherited the planet. Now what?"