Positivity Prophet Prints

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half-empty'!?"

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

Smiling businessman with rising profits

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Congratulations on the new you!

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"Oh, I can't complain"

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Love your feng shui!"

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

The Speculators

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'